Death
Death is bad. Try not to die as long as you can. But not too long!
"The Egyptians believed the most interesting thing you could do was die" -Philomena Cunk
Death is the most metal of life events. Giving birth or having major surgery without anesthetic are quite metal, but nothing is more metal than death.
Is it weird that it says "Creating Death" at the top of the page? Don't want to do that!
Some people cope with uncomfortable subjects like death using humor. But this is just a way to avoid dealing with an important and emotionally fraught subject until some later date.
Hopefully it will be dealt with before it's too late. It's a pretty important subject and definitely not one to be taken lightly. But not right now.
Who wants to talk about happiness?
You can also check the afterlife page for what happens post-death.
Hidden Brain - We're All Gonna Die