Creationism

These are theories of creation based on literal interpretations of scripture.

A significant portion of the internet has been dedicated to debunking these claims so they won't be rehashed here. It's pretty obvious where the metaculture belief system stands on this issue.

See also: Evolution, Creation Story, Literalism, Allegory, Simulation Theory

This video fights literalism with literalism.

Catholics are much more reasonable on this issue than Evangelicals. Sometime hierarchy helps.