War

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War. What is it good for?

Taking Over Other People's Territory

If someone has a lot of nice land and you want it, war is generally the best option for obtaining it.

Polygamy

Do you live in a polygamist society and have a lot of extra dudes wandering around with nothing to do? Start a war!

People Keep Talking About Your Sex Scandal

Go ahead--wag that dog!

Oil, Oil, and More Oil

You need oil. You don't have oil. Start a war!

Narcissistic Orange Man is Sore Loser

There's no need to accept an election if you don't like the result. Might makes right! Start a war!

Is the /s Really Needed?

Obviously a philosophy with the goal of creating a universal in-group is fundamentally against war. Is it possible to end all major wars between nations by creating a common cause? Will it require a common federalist-style government to solve disputes between nations? What change in human consciousness will be required to allow the majority of people to accept such an idea? Currently any mention of a "new world order" elicits a contrarian and conspiratorial backlash. But without one, how will we ever solve the problem of war? Just asking questions. Peace-baiting questions.